31 FIRST TIME TREATS 21 violent shit

 

31 FIRST TIME TREATS 2113: violent shit

welcome to Transmissionz from Marz 31 first time treats! I can’t spell I have no concept of grammar so naturally I decided to start a blog .. this should pretty much tell you everything you need to know about me.

Everyday of Halloween I’m going to try and SHARE A a brand new thing I Checked out! Today

The format: 

Blood and guts:  what it is and who made it

first cut: My opening salvo what I thought coming into this media

The Good… The Bad …and the Spooky. Self explanatory 

Sinister superlatives. Also self explanatory  

The Death Rattle: my final thoughts and rating 

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The Blood and guts:

violent shit

1989 (West Germany) 

Running time

75 minutes

Subgenres: slasher Gore porn micro budget 

Where I watched it.YouTube (sorry)

What’s it about

Violent shit Duh! 

Who made it 

Directed by Andreas Schnaas

Produced by The Violent Shitters (I just write waht the internet reels me!

Cinematography Steve Aquilina

Edited by Steve Aquilina

Edited by Steve Aquilina

whose in it:  

Karl Inger 

Gabi Bäzner 

Wolfgang Hinz 

Volker Mechter 

Christian Biallas

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first cut

I have been reading about this thing, seemingly forever, at least most of my adult life. I was always so intrigued by these micro  budget flicks soooo let’s get violent! 

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The Good… The Bad …and the Spooky 

The good

The police in this are completely not costumes and carry bolt action hunting rifles from World War I. I wish it was like that in real life.

OMG there is a three minute scene where are killer playfully skips through puddles and runs down on muddy Road with his giant battle acts of a meat cleaver then he flops down and takes a nap. I think this is what they mean when they say “pure Cinema“

Now he’s using his meat cleaver like a machete to cut through the brush man this dude is super resourceful ! So far he has used his cleaver to cut, saw bludgeon and now clear brush

There are some people working in the woods one. It looks like flock of seagulls one looks like Kenny Loggins. We sit through this duo, taking a break, including one of them going for a pee, but it’s worth it to see a really simple but charming Head cut halfway and Half seen and Are killer drag one of his victims 8 feet away to where that chainsaw is plugged in to a generator Only to walk back over to that chainsaw and use it to cut his victim in half, and then drag his legs off into the woods for no reason. He’s gone for a minute then he jumps out of the woods like he was shot with a rocket picks the chainsaw back up and does some really impressive chain soaring to the guy who looks Kenny Loggins. them wonders about 20 feet away collapses presumably for another nap

Hooooold on I thought this 10 minute part of the movie couldn’t be any more outrageous, but during the killers nap, he has a dream/memory Of his childhood where the devil shows up in his apartment dress like someone in an adamant video, wags his giant tongue around and tells him to kill his mom. i’m impressed. They’ve given such a terrible killer inappropriately terrible origin story. I’m not sure if this is good police fucking outrageous.

Anything else I have to say about this movie I can watch this killer guy run all day

The bad 

I keep flip-flopping on the opening. It was obviously done on camcorder with that sort of early 90s high school media club effects but man does it go on and on one time it went on so long I thought it was awesome but then it went all the way around to. I want it to be done. And who dressed this kid he’s got a weird Members Only jacket and cowboy boots. Is that the same haircut as the mean brother from the wonder years

I was doubting my life decisions during the scene, where a woman leaves home drive somewhere and we follow her from the backseat the whole time, but then when she gets back in the car, turns on “red red wine“ I wanted to go back in time and convince my parents not to make me.

The killers POV has a bonus, Darth Vader ventilator breathing noise, so it sounds like Darth Vader is watching from the woods! I wanna see that movie

There’s a shit ton of time following people from the backseat as they drive if nothing else I’m going to really understand the geography of the place

The cross scean is the most edge lord stuff I’ve ever seen (and it goes on forever)

The spooky 

A fellow with the best stone washed jean jacket I’ve ever seen, gets his arm, cut off with one swipe, and then the same Cleaver saws with a man’s penis. None of this is spooky, but I thought it was worth mentioning, and I didn’t know where else to put it

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Sinister superlatives

Best kill: head 1/2 in 1/2

Best Scare: 

Best : actor the butcher

Best character: the doods eating lunch 

Best quote: what a bum, all drunk and everything

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The Death Rattle

I tried to do this project every year for horror fans of every level to find something to watch. I try to run the gamut from things for casual Halloween fans to hard-core nuts like me. This was when I watched Jess for me, knowing anyone who wants to see it has probably seen it by now. No one that reads this is probably going to enjoy this film. Violent shit is every bit as juvenile as the title implies but it’s important to remember. This was made by young people with the best equipment they had at the time. With all that said, this is an incredible accomplishment I’m 50 and have a hard time wrangling the Jell-O cats, which is my bandmates to do anything let alone make a full 90 minute movie. We were making movies on our cam quarters at this time and the special effects were not this good it’s all pretty amazing but it’s something to sit down and watch in 2024. I’m not sure I’d go out of my way to watch this it’s more of a historical curiosity. Then a movie you sit down with. 

What doodles thinks zero interest 

My Weasel Dooley style star ratings   **

Would I buy it?  I would certainly buy some historical documentation of the making of this and it’s Successors if the films incidentally came with them, I wouldn’t be upset about it, but I don’t know that I would watch them

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* credits from google Wikipedia and  IMDb

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