I Love Lists: My Top 50 Star Wars characters of all time (pt 1)

I Love lists: MY top 50 Star Wars characters of all time

Hi my name is Dynamo Marz and I’m a listaHolihc! I make all sorts of crazy list! I Favorites is things I hate things I wish I did things I want to do so I figured I’d share them with y’all!!!

In honor of May 4 I present to you my list of my favorite 50 characters in Star Wars history. 

50. Kanjiklub

There’s obviously not a lot to say about these guys, but heck they’re bad ass, and they are the stars of the best action/martial arts movie ever. This is the definition of to great taste that taste great together.

49. Lumpy 

Lumpy is ridiculous. But the fact I’m still talking about him 1 million years after I first saw his big dumb face on the ill-fated Star Wars Halloween specialHass to stand for something right… Right?

I think he’s Chewbacca’s son and by the time we find him he’s already developed a pretty good porn addiction well are the young people are fighting for the galaxy. He’s sneaking into his grandfathers room and watching. He’s weird Cirque du Soleil style holo porn! What a giant Disgrace.. the spot just as easily could’ve gone to be where is it or the Jefferson airplane  … or or .. even lumpy’s granddad! Luckily, no one important was introduced in this episode, because lumpy wouldn’t get anywhere near the list and a half decent character made his debut in this crazy holiday Disasterpeace!

48. Kiro

I know as much about this water samurai as you do… OK you probably know more (nerd) but as a kid, every issue of the old marvel comic that featured him I was captivated by his design and presence. My dad liked samurai movies so I was probably subliminally already hip to that jive. I don’t remember any stories. I don’t know much about his history at all. I just know I used to think you looked awesome and still think about him to this day! Reptilian sword man has ended up in a lot of my stories and this is probably why! 

47. Ax Woves

Despite the fact, I say his name incorrectly at every attempt

I’m pulling for an AW solo adventure, after is James Bond style escape in Mandalorian season finale. New character hitting the list hard and he ey 

46. The Client 

The client was played by Werner Herzog’…. 

VERNER HERZOG… verner herrrrzog… veeeeernr.heeeeerrzaaag 

45. Beilert Valance

Fat ass bounty, Hunter featured most recently in the awesome Star Wars comic book “ Bountyhunters” call simple, sci-fi, Star Wars exactly the type of cool space opera stuff I’ll look for from this franchise!

44. Gungi

Gungi Is cute AF! I want a hug and a squeeze him! I want to take him to parties in the dramatic reenactments of Mac and me! I want to make tandem costumes for he and I! Batman and robin, Lucy and Ethel, Joe Biden and 

Is awesome

43. Greef Karga.

Powerful warrior got his arm, blown off by a predator, his hand bit off by an alligator and killed by a giant Russian. After all that he became a space pirate

 42. Jaxxon

This is another bonkers character  from the 70s marvel comic! I was obsessed with him! He looks like one of the Bendy rabbits that my family would give me in my Easter basket from 1974 till…ummm 2023 grabbed a blaster and whent Rouge! 

His name is Jaxxon wich sounds like a outlandishly dressed funk/disco band or a Proto hair metal outfit with giant cod pieces!

Also, he’s a rabbit man with a blaster! 

41. koska Reeves

There are a lot of reasons that I think this character is bad ass. She showed up early in the Star Wars television blitz, and their honestly wasn’t as much positive representation at that point, and I think it’s important for everyone to be able to see themselves in a galaxy far far away. If I was a little girl watching Mandalorian right now, I’d be stoked! This lady one IWGP woman’s heavyweight title and liberated Mandylor in the same year! Heck I’m a old ass man and I think that’s bad ass!