Things I was wrong about: garbage and Shirley Manson

not very often, but Sometimes…Occasionally… often… OK OK pretty much all the time… I get stuff wrong.. one thing I do cause I’m stubborn and old and rigid is say I don’t like something without giving it a fair chance. This article will act as my public retraction of prior opinion. 

 I was talking about music with my amazing, incredible special lady, friend, and the subject of garbage And Shirley Manson came up. The following is a short hand text re-creation of that conversation.

Marz: (shorthand) I don’t know it’s just not for me. 

Incredible awesome, beautiful special lady friend: that just doesn’t make any sense to me

Marz: why?

Incredible awesome, beautiful special lady friend: she’s totally your type of lady

Me: naw

Incredible awesome, beautiful special lady friend: She 100% is! In personality and music style.

Me: I don’t think so

Incredible awesome, beautiful special lady friend: You don’t know her and you don’t understand her. 

Me: I do 

Incredible awesome, beautiful special lady friend:  You don’t.. 

Marz (sounding a little bit like the arrogant jerk he is): no, Way, Jose

Incredible awesome, beautiful special lady friend: Nope. Nope you’re 100% wrong.

Marz: famous last words (translation: I’m never wrong) 

*the following is an a letter drafted to Marz’s special lady, friend. *

Dear Mz. Banks 

The management would like you to know you were right about Shirley Manson. 

He was watching an interview with one of his favorite conversational idols, and he may or may not be smitten.

He went on an Internet search, and the first thing that came up was…

(which is probably not what he search for… probably… maybe.. honest…stop looking at me!!)

*interlude*

Internet: has Shirley Manson ever been nude?

Marz: I mean…umm .. Probably at least one time..

Internet: oh so you weren’t looking because you were curious… Because you knowshe has been at least one time..

Marz: hey!!!

Internet: … that’s the weird thing to look for if you don’t think she’s your type of lady.. 

*end of Interlude*

While he did his Internet due diligence he had a garbage playlist on. And he liked it… a lot..

He then looked at some of her acting roles…

*Interlude Two*

Internet: you’re being kind of weird and stalky right now…

Marz: …. That’s it I’m switching to Safari…:

Internet: …wait what… I’m sorry…

Marz: … later, dude…

Internet: … nooooooooo

*click*

Safari: hello Mr. Marz would you like to see Ms. Manson as 81,000 turning her arms into liquid swords and killing to soldiers in a slinky white dress again?

Marz: now we’re talking!! 

*End of Interlude two* 

So I think my perception of this great performer, and her band came hidden in the Trojan horse of my hatred most 90s alternative rock. Because of that, I wasn’t able to see just how up my alley they were, and just how cool Mz Manson was. Awesome super mega rockstar goddess needs my approval… But I just wanted to say I WAS WRONG

As his legal counsel have been instructed to tell you that you were 100% right. He will be getting groveling upon next time he sees you. Instantaneously.He won’t say why what we were legally bound to let you know you were correct and why this idiot is groveling.

He request never speak of this again..

Thank you

The management.AKA DOODLES

Ps

Mr. Mars would like you to know he’s very very sorry and very very dumb. You are a smart lady, who is very observant and can see through his stupidity.