Lucky 13: cocaine bear
Lucky 13 is… Well 13 thoughts. 13 random disembodied out of context thoughts about any old media I run across
If any of these mad man’s mutterings make you watch or not watch subject of these ramblings you’re welcome and if they don’t… umm your welcome??
- I have a bit of a crush on Keri Russell. She’s the best part/best actor in this movie.
- Ray Liotta looks like he’s in a Rey Liotta coz play. Was this is last movie?
- Everyone in this movie is the fucking worst. The people who made this think that “dumb irritating” characters are funny not realizing they’re just “dumb and irritating.” The worst is that kid in fucking bucket hat!! Haaate
- The bear doesn’t look too awful bad as CGI constructs go. it never looks real, but it has some weight and mass and mass to it. The concept of making a CGI bear is tough because hair/fur is super hard.
- Is the point of this to make me feel bad for the Bear because that’s what’s happening right now I feel bad for the bear.
- While I’m definitely feeling 80s, retro fatigue I can’t deny my love for 80s music this sound track makes me happy!
- Ice cubes kid looks like ice cube.(that’s all.. I don’t look at me I never said this was insightful!!)
- There is a scene with the bear, an ambulance and Depeche Mode “ just can’t get enough” that I love everything about.
- This movie is actually shockingly violent. Especially for a a movie that’s got so much main stream attention. If the special effects were less shitty and the characters were a lot less.. fucking infuriating.. this could be a classic. Elizabeth Banks has such a weird filmography. I almost wonder if this movie is too weird for me to get.
- There are flourishes of things I really love in every element of this.. the direction, The violence… even the humor has some flourishes. But it just can’t cross the finish line. There is a scene where there is a gazebo standoff with the bear, a detective two crooks and a hostage that has some great flashes… but it’s fucking blows it. This is the type of film the Edgar Wright would knock out of the park.
- I don’t know if this thing with the baby bears are supposed to be making me laugh but I’m just fucking furious!
- The “action packed” climax of this is 50% people standing on a ledge, not moving.
- White lines as the ending credits song… this movie.. I’m just glad the dog and the baby Bears were OK. I am also angry that kid Harvey didn’t get torn the fuck apart.
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